#tbf the time the dog did jumping jacks off my shoulders the owner wasnt even around and did not come out to do anything about the situation
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no but people in town are genuinely so unhinged about their dogs i simply dont understand the psychology that impacts their life choices
me: shielding my 25# leashed dog in my arms while a 70# mix does jumping jacks off my shoulders
their owner: mozying out of their house to check on their unsupervised dog oh sorry, she just wants to say hi!
#tbf the time the dog did jumping jacks off my shoulders the owner wasnt even around and did not come out to do anything about the situation#i just had to flee#but every other time the dog has come for us this has been the vibe#'she'll never bite!!!'#bitch im about to bite YOU#strong energy of 'we didn't adopt her she adopted us'#sorry im being so mean#im an honest to goodness cross my heart hope to die dog lover#but loving dogs means being fucking serious about holding boundaries for them you absolute fucking waffle#sorry this is really a vent post#a totally different dog rushed out at us barking from their unfenced yard in the middle of town today and i just snapped#who lives like this#who does this
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